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Questionable Crap
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BE - The Motivational Turd
This massive masterpiece belongs in a fine museum of art. The illustrational turd you see before you spells out the word BE as in "be somebody" The hieroglyphic behind this feces has significant meaning, meaning so deep, that even the scholars at PU (poop university) are unable to unfold all of the answers behind this turd.
Pay-Per View Poop (Roller-Coaster Expedition)
Upon immediate perception of this poop, the viewer is in for a ride. The viewer is astounded by the many different complexities of this poop, as if the viewer was spun and taken on a roller coaster ride. The poop contains several white spots, as if the pooper has leprosy, the shit has acne, resulting in poop infused white heads, or the pooper feasted on bones. It is as if the viewer embarked on a roller-coaster expidition. This turd is no joke.
Craziest Squat Ever Popped. Deuce of a true champion
This poop comes in all different colors, shapes and sizes. (If you are a poop-eater, possibly even flavours) There are many hidden hieroglyphics found in the depth of this crap. How could such a diverse poop be created you ask? Nobody knows. This poop is a symbol of world peace, where dark poops and light poops can live in peace and harmony. The sun glaring on it symbolized new life and a sign that "Good things are coming." Not even in the pyramids of Egypt would one be able to find so many hidden messages .
It is not hard to notice the script "J" in the left corner of the toilet bowl, nor the other secret characters embedded within the poop. One can only assume that there was some sort of message trying to be conveyed by the pooper, as if his (or its) body was trying to send a message to the universe, (such as the symbolism alluded to in the aforementioned paragraph) One thing is for certain, however. The toilet bowl did not take this poop down easily. It struggled to flush, requiring at least 3 or 4 good flush attempts to choke this monster down.
Rumor has it that schoolchildren in China post a picture of this poop on the north facing wall in their classrooms for inspiration and motivation in school, at work, and in all other aspects of daily life.
It is not hard to notice the script "J" in the left corner of the toilet bowl, nor the other secret characters embedded within the poop. One can only assume that there was some sort of message trying to be conveyed by the pooper, as if his (or its) body was trying to send a message to the universe, (such as the symbolism alluded to in the aforementioned paragraph) One thing is for certain, however. The toilet bowl did not take this poop down easily. It struggled to flush, requiring at least 3 or 4 good flush attempts to choke this monster down.
Rumor has it that schoolchildren in China post a picture of this poop on the north facing wall in their classrooms for inspiration and motivation in school, at work, and in all other aspects of daily life.
1961
This turd is nothing short of monsterous. If you rotate this fantastic poop image one time (counter-clockwise) you will realize the #19 is displayed. If turned again (this time clockwise) , you will come across the #61. There are also dashing poop sprinkles scattered around the play field (toilet)...
Clown Face Crap
This piece belongs in a circus, yet is stranded on a lonely island (toilet bowl) Left hopeless, with no one to entertain but the [Pooper] himself. This is one turd you do not want to see at your children's birthday party.
True Art At It's Greatest Form
This one is just plain nasty. The pee compliments the poop in such a way that creates a symphony of beautiful Shit (or Raw sewage, if you will) If you look closely, you will find many hidden signs in this brown masterpiece. The person who allowed this crap to be shat through his buttcheeks (in just one toilet sitting) prefers to remain Anonymous.
The Longest Yard
This classy duece was popped out after a meal involving many mixed foods. It is a blend of spaghetti and meatball drenched in zesty seasoned pepper garlic sauce, as well as a triple bacon double cheeseburger accented with parmesan, avocado, tomato and garlic dip. guacamole optional. Its length is only surpassed by its beauty.
Indescribable shit
There is no way to depict the awesomeness of this shit. It's just all over the place. The toilet bowl was yelling "Flush me!, Flush me! The toilet still struggles to recovers from the damage done. One can only wonder what the viscous fluid is floating in the front of the toilet bowl. Could be spit, could be semen. You decide. The poop is so geometrically symmetrical that it stumps even the most qualified of mathematicians. The poop penetrates the depths of the toilet bowl, seemingly disappearing in an array of various shapes and sizes.
Cock N' Balls
This poop is entitled "Cock N' Balls" and this is because the doody is shaped like a cock, and balls. Clearly, it is easy to notice the phallic symbolism present in this masterpiece. It is quite impressive how the ball ventricles are defined in such a precise fashion. The knob of the penis is defined as a hard shaft and is prepared to dive balls deep inside through the hole where all poop disappears. Who knows where the poop goes? The precise answer to this is unclear, yet two things are for certain: the poop will travel to the bmw dealership on east shore road where it smells like shit when u drive past there, and it will attain it's rugged, massive erection. Upon deep inspection, one would notice a mysterious glow around the poop, as if it were destined for a higher purpose. Clearly this poop is special, as it represents the pride of all men. 8===========D.
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